Sunday 5 March 2017

6N Interim Assessment

Has everyone gotten their breath back? The second fallow weekend of the 6N, and the moment when the sides left with a shot at the title take a deep breath before the icy, head-first plunge into their last two games.

Unusually, one of those sides this year is Scotland, who have already lived up to expectations and are succeeding in crating a feeling that there is still more to come. The make-up of the Lions squad will be interesting indeed. Although they struggled to make headway in Paris after losing their captain (and most of the rest of their team, actually) in a freak hail storm of injuries that belonged more to the trenches than international sport, at home Scotland have mixed breakdown solidity with some ruthless back play. Some of their tries have been wonderful and the way they closed out their games against Ireland and Wales, under no small amount of pressure, was impressive. They face their toughest match next against England at Twickenham, and will want a free-for-all against a forward pack that thrives on set pieces.

England themselves are three-from-three, and have been involved in the best and oddest matches of the tournament so far, against Wales and Italy. If it has been far from convincing from the defending champions, it has also not been nearly as bad as certain journalists (mentioning no names, Greg Crowden) have been insisting on insisting. England played a full part in an even and brutally-contested game in Cardiff, and won after the execution of high skill under great pressure by players who had been on the field for the full 76 minutes. This after Wales had done extremely well, repeatedly, to save themselves on their own try line. You can call that 'luck' to Owen Farrell's snarling death-mask of a face at your own risk. The biggest disappointment for England was how long they took to adjust to Italy's breakdown tactics, but they still scored more tries in one half against the Azurri than Wales managed in an entire game and some of those tries would have troubled much better sides than Italy. If this is playing badly, I assure you England fans will take it and everyone else needs to worry about what happens when they play well, because someone is going to be on the wrong end of a hiding. Like everyone else, though, England are fallible and have it in them to lose, which is exactly what everyone else wants them to do, as reading between the lines the overriding conclusion is that the rest of the world seems to have decided that the winning run has now gone beyond a joke.

Italy had to come up with something, because lets face it if they hadn't that hiding would have been dished out: the second half was evidence enough of that. Italy were well within their rights to do what they did and it was an immensely clever tactic for shock value alone, adhered to with admirable commitment in execution. Unfortunately, it is not a tactic that is going to win them any games as it makes it easier for teams who have heads on their shoulders - as opposed to bird-watching in the south London clouds - to attack through the middle and generate quick ball. They need to come up with something else in defence and a method of scoring points. Especially a method of scoring points. Whoever they want as their goal-kicker should be working on it around the clock, and then a bit more. They should be dreaming about kicking penalties. It's difficult to imagine what they could do to cause more chaos without the ball but what was interesting after the England game was the tantalising prospect of more up the Italian sleeve, hinted at by their coach, Connor O'Shea. Personally, I can't wait to see what they come up with against France, who doesn't want to see some headless chickens?

Ah, France. The penny has dropped over the channel, hasn't it? And not just on the field, with the top-brass finally taking some steps towards knobbling the clubs and giving succour to the national side. Little things, like being able to train together before the 6N, apparently make all the difference. France are the team who can feel most hard-done-by by their result against England, who didn't turn up until the last 15 minutes and still won. Les Bleus, simply, have forgotten how to do that. They contained Scotland well in an agricultural, bull-in-China-shop kind of way, and have shown flashes of offloading brilliance without it really clicking enough. But they have resisted the urge to go full bulldozer - there have been no prop-sized centres anywhere and you get the sense that, for the first time in a decade, they know which direction they are going in. Scary for the other 5, going forwards, but they have still lost twice and so will not be challenging this year.

Much like Wales. On paper they're a brilliant side, yet they only really roused themselves for the England match and still came up agonisingly short. Dan Biggar was immense in that game and played himself right out of Lions contention with an aplomb and brilliance that will surely see him go down in history as the best 10 who should not be allowed anywhere a test in New Zealand. During the middle 40 minutes of the game, the Welsh forwards dominated England, yet the only time Wales looked like scoring a try was from a set play off the base of the scrum. The Lions, simply, will need more against the All Blacks. Wales, meanwhile, backed up their best game in a long time against England with an indifferent and inaccurate display against Scotland, dominating territory and possession only to play through the second half without scoring. The word 'disappointment' probably isn't enough to cover the strength of feeling in Wales right now. They are capable of much more, and could potentially do England a massive favour against Ireland in Cardiff.

Ireland look the best-placed team to de-throne England, with the Sexton/Murray axis reunited and the home fixture against Eddie Jones' side on the last day. Cardiff on a Friday night remains a significant hurdle, however, especially if the Welsh value their pride above England losing. They will be ruing their opening day stumble against the Scots with accomplished displays against both Italy and France and Sean O'Brien and CJ Stander bossing the back row contests. Should England beat Scotland, then the world will once again be looking at the Irish to end a ridiculous winning run, just as they prevented New Zealand from reaching 19 in the autumn. While it will not be the Grand Slam decider that was hoped for before the tournament began, Dublin on St Patricks weekend may still decide the destination of the title.

I'll get the Guinness in, see you there.

Thursday 2 February 2017

Six Nations Annual Preview/Piss Take

Another year, another January of whiling away hours, staring listlessly out of windows, moaning at rain and counting down the until the 6 Nations starts. Well, January is over. February is here, and with it comes the annual blood-letting, amateur dentistry and tribal warfare that constitutes Europe’s premier Rugby tournament.

So England, Scotland and Wales probably won’t be allowed to play anymore. (Get them in early.)
There is added spice this year with state of rugby itself in flux. The World Cup proved to be the watershed that snapped the Northern Hemisphere out of its defend-and-kick, win-by-not-losing attitude. Kicking 21 points is not enough to stop New Zealand scoring 5 tries, never has been, and sides have reacted accordingly. Bonus points are in, with the caveat that a grand-slam still takes all. Fly halves are small again, which is a bugger for the likes of Courtney Lawes aiming to rattle a few rib cages, as you can now expect to be sin-binned for the heinous crime of playing rugby.

Much has been written elsewhere – and at great length – about the new tackle laws, or new punishments to laws that have always existed, or whatever else these things are. I will limit myself to the observations that: 1, players have been sent off when they previously would not have conceded a penalty, so clearly something has changed despite Wayne Barnes' protestations to the contrary, and 2, that placing 100% of the responsibility for the outcome of contact on the tackler is nonsensical and unfair when the bloke with the ball is trying to step, weave, jink, dodge, duck, dip, dive or dodge around him. There are plenty of instances when it’s the ball carriers fault that contact becomes potentially concussive.

Preamble done. Let’s take a shufty at the runners and riders, shall we? Alphabetically (See, I’m not biased.):

1. England

One year and 13 games unbeaten under Eddie Jones (+1 under the outgoing Stuart Lancaster) represents the best record of any 6 Nation going into the tournament by some margin, even if England were, at times, playing an Australia side that displayed the game management qualities of week-old trifle. 'About bloody time!' the Englishmen cry. 'He's Donald Trump!' retorts Jim Telfer, which even for him is a bit strong. I've been unable, despite extensive* research, to unearth an interview where he compared Clive Woodward to Hitler and Martin Johnson to Goebbels, but I'm sure it's out there. England have been hit by the traditional one-side-cops-for-it injury curse this year, but also have the depth to cope with that the best, and a back row of Itoje-Hughes-Wood isn't bad for a completely different one to last year. They will need to start well against a (Possibly. I mean, who knows really?) resurgent France but folk are already talking about the last game, against Ireland, as the one that will decide the champions. Certainly their new-found ability to win from any position, like 20-odd nil down against Australia inside 10 minutes, will be tested to the max in Dublin.

*I did no research.

2. France

Resurgent, I said. Did I? Yes. Should have beaten Australia in the Autumn. Could have beaten New Zealand. But then... they didn't. Anyone who watches the Heineken Cup - whatever that's called now - will know that Clermont are flying, but also that Wesley Fofana, actually playing in his right position, has been a big part of that in a superb midfield. Do they possess the wherewithal to take on England at Twickenham without their catalyst? Maybe. They certainly pose more of a threat on turnover ball than when a certain Basteraud was* blundering around the midfield like a lost bison: a props body trapped in a centres shirt, with all the passing acumen and attacking vision of a pigs dismembered trotter. France have 3 away games, with England and Ireland being two of those and representing perhaps the toughest fixtures around. You'd be a brave man to bet on them, but then, as always, bloody anything could happen with them.

*I've not actually seen the French line-up: Basteraud might be playing for all I know. I hope he is.

3. Ireland

If anything, people seem more convinced by Ireland than England. Some of the quality of their rugby in the autumn was breathtaking, admittedly, and any side that beats New Zealand is to be taken with the same seriousness as a rabid shark. They will be without Sexton and O'Mahony for their opening game (away to Scotland) which won't help the bid to get off to a flyer. Can they maintain the momentum, gained in no small part from the tragic death of Anthony Foley during the Autumn, all the way through a 6 Nations? Connor Murray is a key player whom the opposition will look to target and disrupt*, and a large part of Ireland's chances will depend on their ability to keep both first-choice half-backs on the field. A more-than-decent Scotland also present a large, if dark blue, banana skin first up. It may well be that I am simply trying to convince myself. Is Henshaw fit?

*For 'disrupt', read 'injure early on'.

4. Italy

I love Italy. In fact, if England don't win, I hope Italy do. Their country is amazing, they have the best food hands-down* and Sergio Parisse bloody well deserves it. I mean, seriously, the man is a machine. 2003 he started. 2003! All the chat after last year was whether or not Italy even deserved to be in this tournament. That discussion is still, I believe, valid purely for the carrot it would dangle in front of the likes of Georgia, but should not be limited to Italy. Connor O'Shea has been drafted in not just to get results on the pitch, but put long-term infrastructure in place that will develop players and a competitive team far into the future. The early noise is that progress is being made, and they have some young, actually Italian (as opposed to imported Australian or Kiwi) attacking players such as Michele Campagnaro and Carlo Canna who are extremely talented and could be the lynch pins of a team, post-Parisse. The battle for the wooden spoon will certainly not be short of quality. The danger is that their best players get injured early doors: they simply do not have the depth of other nations.

*Hands. Fucking. Down.

5. Scotland

And ditto for Scotland. About the emerging talent, not the good food, although I am partial to a bit of haggis. Finn Russell, Stuart Hogg, Johnnie Gray; make no mistake, these boys can play.* As with Italy, the confidence is starting to grow, though they do not yet have the results to show for their hard work. England and France away are tough assignments but Scotland will fancy anyone at home, where they can simply wheel out Telfer to growl intelligibly at the opposition until they are bemused enough to not notice that the game has started. If there is one difference between this Scotland and previous versions, it is the attitude that if they're going to lose, then they're damn well going to go down fighting and trying to score tries running it through the backs. It's refreshing to see, and good for the game.

*Don't worry: there will be no more rhyming.

6. Wales

A strangely absent force from European rugby in the last couple of years, given the talent in their ranks. Wales were past masters at the old, powerful, bash-it-up style of play, so much so that it was even named after their coach, so maybe it should not be so much of a surprise that an adaptation to heads up rugby has come as a slight culture shock. A summer tour to New Zealand is an unforgiving task when you need to get results as a side, but for all the intent they showed on that tour they were then stodgy in the autumn. Like pudding,* or some bricks in a bucket of custard. The task facing Rob Howley will be to unleash the likes of Scott Williams on a regular basis, and the question then becomes the best fly-half to do that. Dan Biggar is a fine player, but running with his head up is not his best quality and Sam Davies has been keeping him out of the Ospreys team, which takes some doing. Whatever the combination they settle on, you'd expect an improvement from the autumn.  

*The good kind, with suet. Not the American kind.

So who's going to win? It's difficult to see a Grand Slam, but then people say that most years and there usually is one. The law of averages tells me England have to lose sooner or later and they have 2 tough away games. Ireland will be without Sexton for at least one game. Matches could be decided on one genuine accident and the needless reach of a crimson card from a referees pocket. Tricky, but I'm sticking my neck out and backing...


England, on points, potentially of the bonus variety.